King Barker


The XMAS Terror- Part 1

Gear up for the holidays
Jimmy sat down on
the big
trunk, dangling his legs. his excitement bubbled within,
generating twitters of
nervousness throughout his body. Underneath,
trapped inside the trunk, he felt the
pressure of the ornaments
budding, their old dusty smell of christmas’ past
leaking out
through the cracks in the aged oak.

Outside, the
screen
door slammed, and he listened expectedly as the slow [...]

The Glistening

Turn it off! Turn it off!
“Why”, little Tim Trubeth
cried, pulling on his mothers skirt. “Why.”

She pulled her dress out of his tiny
hands, and leaned down, smiling at him with her big mother eyes.

“What is it now? Oh Tim, you’re
so cute…” she pinched his cheeks and turned back to the stove,
humming. He waddled dejectedly back to [...]

Barfing Flames or the Art of Muffler Repair

King Barker
Barfing Flames or the Art of Muffler Repair
Publisher: Gerogia HotBike Monthly
Year Published: 1999
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