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	<title>Post Pop Pulp Magazine &#187; King Barker</title>
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		<title>The XMAS Terror- Part

1</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gear up for the holidays Jimmy sat down on the big trunk, dangling his legs. his excitement bubbled within, generating twitters of nervousness throughout his body. Underneath, trapped inside the trunk, he felt the pressure of the ornaments budding, their old dusty smell of christmas&#8217; past leaking out through the cracks in the aged oak. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Gear up for the holidays</i>
<p>Jimmy sat down on<br />
the big</p>
<p>trunk, dangling his legs. his  excitement bubbled within,<br />
generating twitters of</p>
<p>nervousness throughout his body. Underneath,<br />
trapped inside the trunk, he felt the</p>
<p>pressure of the ornaments<br />
budding, their old dusty smell of christmas&#8217; past</p>
<p>leaking out<br />
through the cracks in the aged oak.</p>
<p>
	Outside, the</p>
<p>screen<br />
door slammed, and he listened expectedly as the slow dragging sound<br />
of a</p>
<p>tree became apparent behind the loud, pounding footsteps of his<br />
father.</p>
<p>&#8220;Jimmy! Get<br />
the screen, will you? This damn trees gouging my eyes</p>
<p>out!&#8221;<br />
Frank yelled, his voice gravelly. It was the drinking that did it.<br />
That,</p>
<p>and the cigars. Direct from his fathers  &#8216;business&#8217;<br />
partners&#8230; Although</p>
<p>what frank&#8217;s aluminum siding import<br />
business had to do with huge sums of money</p>
<p>and freinds in the cubani<br />
communista&#8217;s was far beyond him. It all had to do with</p>
<p>doing<br />
what you had to do&#8230; One of dad&#8217;s favorite sayings.</p>
<p>Jimmy left the<br />
trunk, reluctantly, and squeaked open the screen door. A huge</p>
<p>tree<br />
pushed into him, grumbling and mumbling as it passed by, forcing<br />
itself</p>
<p>through the tiny new jersey doorway. Once inside, it flopped<br />
down with a</p>
<p>sigh.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;i tell ya,<br />
jim boy. This is your job from now on,&#8221;</p>
<p>his father said, falling<br />
into the complaining easy chair from which he performed most</p>
<p>of his<br />
chores at home. &#8220;youre.. What, now. Seven? Good a time as any to<br />
take</p>
<p>over the mans duties. Why, when i was seven blah lah lah<br />
blah&#8230;&#8221; He dragged</p>
<p>on.</p>
<p>
	Jimmy hopped up<br />
onto his lap. &#8220;dad, can we put the</p>
<p>ornaments on now? Can we?<br />
Huh?&#8221; He said eagerly.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;sure,</p>
<p>just<br />
decorate it on the floor there.&#8221;	</p>
<p>
	&#8220;frank! Dont<br />
give</p>
<p>the child ideas,&#8221; his mom called from the kitchen. She was<br />
always worrying about</p>
<p>&#8216;ideas&#8217; he might catch like a cold.
</p>
<p>
	A cloud</p>
<p>of<br />
annoyance foamed across franks face. There were times, and christmas<br />
was one of</p>
<p>them, when yelling and fighting rose to a crescendo. Frank<br />
would dissapear, come home</p>
<p>days later. Or else he would force his way<br />
and win. The look on his face now was one</p>
<p>of winning.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;margie, im<br />
not giving the kid any</p>
<p>&#8216;ideas&#8217;. This is about principles!&#8221;<br />
He yelled, turning</p>
<p>red.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;go on up to<br />
your room, boy. Ive got a feeling about this</p>
<p>one. I tell you..&#8221;<br />
And here he leaned close, clouds of cigar smell wafting out</p>
<p>in<br />
invisible odiferous waves, whispering.</p>
<p>
&#8220;christmas&#8230;<br />
Is too</p>
<p>damn normal. Well i promise you, jim boy, this one aint goin<br />
to be. Not if old frankie</p>
<p>can do a damn thing about it.&#8221; Leaning<br />
back, he scooted him on his way with a pat</p>
<p>on the butt. &#8220;leave<br />
this one to me,&#8221; he said, grinning, as he heaved himself</p>
<p>out of<br />
the chair on a mission to mom.</p>
<p>
	Jimmy bolted<br />
upstairs, and</p>
<p>into his room where he closed the door. He didnt really<br />
care about a normal or</p>
<p>un-normal christmas. He just wanted christmas.<br />
But his dad, Jimmy knew he was crazy.</p>
<p>Sometimes the police had to<br />
come, and sometimes, when he would act really weird, he</p>
<p>would have to<br />
take shots of some medicine every half hour. Then, after a week</p>
<p>or<br />
so, he would be back to normal for a while.</p>
<p>
	Going over to</p>
<p>his<br />
desk, Jimmy opened the secret locked drawer where he kept all his<br />
secret</p>
<p>chemistry equipment. Chemistry was the closest freind he had,<br />
beside danny and beth,</p>
<p>who lived next door. It was part of why he<br />
couldnt wait for christmas. For months now,</p>
<p>he had talked about<br />
nothing but the super secret scientist chemistry spectacular,</p>
<p>the<br />
largest chemistry experiment set sold in the world. Over five-hundred<br />
and</p>
<p>thirty different bottles of powders, fourty different kinds of<br />
acids and base&#8217;s,</p>
<p>a set of one hundred mixing tubes and a<br />
booklet comprised of &#8220;1000 experiements</p>
<p>in chemistry!&#8221;,<br />
Written by dr. Secret himself. But best of all  was the</p>
<p>microscope<br />
and glass slides, made by dick voigt industries.</p>
<p>
	Pulling</p>
<p>out his<br />
old, beat up freind, the 100x eddie scientific, he turned it over<br />
lovingly</p>
<p>in his tiny hands. It would be sad to part with it, but he<br />
knew in his heart of hearts</p>
<p>that he had outgrown it. He had been<br />
getting into the oaxacalic acid compunds lately,</p>
<p>complex organic<br />
constructions, and they hovered just on the verge of being in</p>
<p>focus.<br />
But with the xlm 3000x that came with the chemistry spectacular kit,<br />
it</p>
<p>would be possible to go way past the oaxacalic&#8217;s, perhaps<br />
even, his heart</p>
<p>fluttered, into the very heart of the micocylicic<br />
agents!
</p>
<p>Carefully setting<br />
down the 100x, Jimmy heard the sounds of battle drifting upward</p>
<p>from<br />
below. He knew that he was getting the chemistry spectacular, because<br />
while he</p>
<p>had been seeing the matinee of &#8216;dollhouse of terror iv&#8217;<br />
with danny and beth</p>
<p>at the old peroxy downtown, which was right<br />
across the street from &#8216;young</p>
<p>scientist&#8217;s toy and supply&#8217;,<br />
he had seen his mother park in front of the</p>
<p>store and walk in. Then<br />
he had seen the store manager mr. Perry, reach into the front</p>
<p>window<br />
and pull out the very set on display. In the end, his mother had<br />
walked out</p>
<p>with a wrapped present the very size of the set.</p>
<p>
	After she had<br />
driven</p>
<p>off, he pulled danny and beth over to the store. &#8220;why do<br />
you wanna go</p>
<p>there?&#8221; Danny complained. &#8220;yeah,&#8221; beth<br />
said. &#8220;you practically live</p>
<p>there.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	But they had all<br />
gone in to see mr.</p>
<p>Perry.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;hello there,<br />
Jimmy,&#8221; he said, smiling behind his</p>
<p>huge walrus-like pure white<br />
mustache. His eyes were always lit up like christmas</p>
<p>bulbs. &#8220;what<br />
can i do for you today?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	&#8220;i want to</p>
<p>see<br />
the spectacular kit again, mr. Perry.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Mr. Perry</p>
<p>looked<br />
down for a second. &#8220;well, im sorry, Jimmy, but i just sold my<br />
last</p>
<p>one.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Jimmy&#8217;s heart<br />
had leapt. Looking around, he saw</p>
<p>there were no other customers in<br />
the store. It was mom! She had bought the last set!</p>
<p>Trying to hide<br />
his secret joy, he frowned. &#8220;well, will you have any more</p>
<p>in?<br />
Before christmas, you know?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	&#8220;im afraid not<br />
Jimmy. But</p>
<p>i&#8217;ll tell you what. I&#8217;ll make you a deal, just<br />
between you and me</p>
<p>and&#8230;&#8221; He moved his eyes over to the tiny<br />
bottle set reverently upon the shelf</p>
<p>behind him. It was an altar,<br />
which only him and Jimmy knew of. Mr. Perry had bought</p>
<p>the bottle off<br />
of someone he had met years ago, a government man, a medical</p>
<p>doctor.<br />
The bottle, the man said, contained a tiny slice of the brain of<br />
albert</p>
<p>einstein.</p>
<p>
	Jimmy smiled,<br />
leaning closer. Danny and beth were</p>
<p>looking distractedly through the<br />
old comic book rack. &#8220;what, mr.</p>
<p>Perry?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	&#8220;why dont you<br />
come back after christmas, and if</p>
<p>you still want one, i can get it<br />
for you for one dollar!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;one dollar!&#8221;<br />
Jimmy whispered. His bets were covered now. If mom had messed</p>
<p>up and<br />
gotten something else, he could take the money aunt emilia always<br />
sent for</p>
<p>christmas and get his own!</p>
<p>
	&#8220;thanks, mr.<br />
Perry! Youd really</p>
<p>do that?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	&#8220;i swear on..<br />
The brain!&#8221; He had said,</p>
<p>reaching out to shake Jimmy&#8217;s<br />
hand.</p>
<p>

</p>
<p>&#8220;Jimmy! Come<br />
down for dinner!&#8221; He heard his mother yelling. She was</p>
<p>angry,<br />
which meant she had lost. At the table, amid the glowers, he ate his<br />
beans</p>
<p>silently. It was nice being on christmas vacation and all, but<br />
he found himself</p>
<p>frequently wishing all the extra time he had to<br />
spend with mom and dad would just go</p>
<p>away, since 90% of it was spent<br />
in them fighting.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;ahem.</p>
<p>Ahem,<br />
hem.&#8221; His father cleared his throat. It was time for a speech.<br />
His</p>
<p>mother ignored the both of them, except to prod Jimmy into eating<br />
the</p>
<p>broccoli.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Jimmy, your<br />
mother and i have had a little</p>
<p>discussion, and weve come to a<br />
reasonable conclusion about this holidy before us,</p>
<p>christmas.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	He pasued, setting<br />
down his spoon and fork</p>
<p>combination, the spork.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;christmas, as<br />
you well know, is</p>
<p>something special. But how can it be special, when<br />
its meant to be celebrated the same</p>
<p>way, on the same day, by<br />
everybody at the same exact time? You follow? So this year,</p>
<p>were<br />
celebrating christmas two and a half days early. Just beacuse. And<br />
also,  were</p>
<p>decorating the tree just where it is now. It is not to be<br />
stood up, not to be watered,</p>
<p>presents will not be put under it. If<br />
god so wishes us all to kill trees, then isnt it</p>
<p>better we recognize<br />
it for what it is, and not try and &#8216;water the roots&#8217;,</p>
<p>or<br />
bring a live tree indoors? Is there anything so absurd? No, we killed<br />
this tree,</p>
<p>and so we will witness its death. Let it lie where its<br />
fallen. Ahem. Do you follow my</p>
<p>logic?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Jimmy certainly<br />
didnt, but he nodded anyway. Two and a</p>
<p>half days early! Why, that<br />
certainly he understood.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;and</p>
<p>by<br />
celebrating the event three days early,&#8221; his father continued,<br />
&#8220;we</p>
<p>shall be over the hump, well rested, and prepared to really<br />
pay attention to what</p>
<p>chrsitmas is all about without all the stress<br />
and dysfunctionality that plagues most</p>
<p>of the country today.&#8221;</p>
<p>

</p>
<p>
	Lying in</p>
<p>bed,<br />
staring at the molecular construction posters that lined his walls<br />
glowing in</p>
<p>the silvery moonlight, Jimmy counted. Three days early&#8230;<br />
That meant&#8230; One, two</p>
<p>three, four.. Only four days till christmas!<br />
He couldnt help feeling his dad wasnt</p>
<p>that crazy after all. Just wait<br />
till he told danny and beth! Maybe, just maybe, they</p>
<p>could plan it so<br />
they could all have two cristmas&#8217;!
</p>
<p>Eventually, tiring,<br />
he scratched the bump behind his ear. It had been itching ever</p>
<p>since<br />
he had helped dad bring the old ornament chest up from the basement.<br />
It had</p>
<p>been covered with some sort of silvery, moldy fungus, stuffed<br />
since last year into the</p>
<p>corner of the basement with the dirt floor<br />
and the damp smell. Ordinarily, that corner</p>
<p>was always empty, walled<br />
off with an old piece of plywood. But since Jimmy had been</p>
<p>growing<br />
out of all his clothes and toys latey, his parents had moved the<br />
trunk over</p>
<p>behind it so as to store all the brown grocery bags<br />
stuffed with the detritus of his</p>
<p>blossoming past. And when they had<br />
gone down to get the trunk, it had become warped</p>
<p>and stained with the<br />
moisture.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;put it<br />
outside&#8221;,</p>
<p>mom had said, but dad had insisted it was a natural<br />
smell, not a bad one created by</p>
<p>scientists in a lab somewhere. Frank<br />
was constantly attacking science, even though he</p>
<p>kept getting Jimmy<br />
chemistry books and physics experiments and things about the</p>
<p>stars<br />
and cosmos. And once, he had taken Jimmy on a tour of betadyne<br />
corporation,</p>
<p>and they had got to see all the men in white coats<br />
mixing different liquids in little</p>
<p>tubes and containers, which, by<br />
now, Jimmy knew all the correct names of. In</p>
<p>particular, frank<br />
introduced him to jerry halmorth, who was working on devising a</p>
<p>new<br />
compuond which would adhere to aluminum and be resistant to changes<br />
in cold</p>
<p>weather. It was all part of dad&#8217;s plan to start selling<br />
things to the</p>
<p>canadians.</p>
<p>
	When they lifted<br />
the trunk up the stairs, Jimmy had</p>
<p>become coated in the fine silvery<br />
white dust which clung to its outside. He should</p>
<p>have worn gloves<br />
like his dad, mother had scolded, but he didnt care. But</p>
<p>now,<br />
itchining, he saw the same silver powder come away on his hand.</p>
<p>
	Scratching the bump<br />
some more, Jimmy waited for the snow banks</p>
<p>of tiredness to bathe his<br />
eyes in the weightlessness of</p>
<p>sleep.</p>
<p>

</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Jimmy! Wake<br />
up! Breakfast!&#8221;</p>
<p>Mom&#8217;s voice penetrated his dreams.</p>
<p>
	Jimmy popped up in<br />
bed, the</p>
<p>smell of bacon and eggs already in his nose. Scampering<br />
downstairs, he skidded to a</p>
<p>halt.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;wheres mom?&#8221;<br />
He said to frank, sitting in front of</p>
<p>a cold plate of oatmeal.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;been out.<br />
Went shopping.&#8221; Frank</p>
<p>mumbled through a mouthful of oatmeal,<br />
engaged in his paper.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;but</p>
<p>i<br />
thought.. I heard&#8230;&#8221; He must have been dreaming. Dejectedly, he<br />
walked</p>
<p>towards the fridge.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;goddamn those<br />
russians! Think they can</p>
<p>weasle in on the aluminum market&#8230; Fah.<br />
Jimmy, get me the portable, will ya&#8230; Gotta</p>
<p>call jerry.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Jimmy handed him<br />
the portable from the kitchen</p>
<p>counter.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;are there any<br />
eggs? &#8220; he asked timidly, so as not</p>
<p>to interrupt franks<br />
punctuated dialing.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;oatmeal.</p>
<p>Hi,<br />
jerr, listen. You know the canadien deal. Well, the bah bah bah<br />
blah&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Listenening to his<br />
dads businesspeak fade off into</p>
<p>unintelligibility, Jimmy wandered<br />
into the livingroom, the option of oatmeal already</p>
<p>curdling his<br />
stomach into a tasteless gob of dry hardened wood pulp. Walking</p>
<p>over<br />
to the chest, his eyes still clogged with sleep, he sat down in front<br />
of it,</p>
<p>letting it&#8217;s smells wash over him.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;damn them&#8230;&#8221;<br />
Frank</p>
<p>wandered in muttering, slamming the phone on the t.v. stand.<br />
Seeing Jimmy, he paused,</p>
<p>as if struggling to remember what this boy<br />
was doing here. Oh yes, Jimmy saw the</p>
<p>thought struggle to the<br />
surface; his son.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Jimmy,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m<br />
busy today. Gotta go out. Listen, its up to you today. I want that<br />
tree</p>
<p>decorated by the time I get back. Deal?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Jimmy nodded<br />
silently.</p>
<p>Contrary to the newspaper reports, he cherished the moments<br />
when he could be a</p>
<p>latchkey kid. Frank turned, gathering up his<br />
papers and files scattered over the room,</p>
<p>and, grabbing his coat,<br />
spoke over his shoulder on the way out the</p>
<p>door.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Don&#8217;t<br />
forget to eat something. Oatmeals in the</p>
<p>microwave.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	And then he</p>
<p>was<br />
gone.</p>
<p>

</p>
<p>
	Alone, Jimmy turned<br />
on the TV.</p>
<p>Captain Gemarvelous was on, the one with the wacky mutated<br />
rabbit sidekick. To the</p>
<p>background of battlescenes and explosions, he<br />
wandered into the kitchen. The frosted</p>
<p>pop-up cereal bars were behind<br />
the peaches in the cupboard, but he had to climb up on</p>
<p>the counter to<br />
get at them. Reading the package as he discarded the twelve</p>
<p>different<br />
layers of foil/plastic/cardboard wrapping each bar came in, he<br />
calculated</p>
<p>that one could live quite nutritiously off of only three<br />
bars a day. Just like</p>
<p>astronauts, or submarine men, he thought,<br />
feeling the excitement as if he were</p>
<p>one.</p>
<p>
	Munching on bar #2,<br />
he walked back into the livingroom and</p>
<p>threw open the chest. Inside,<br />
shiny objects reflected red, orange, blue yellow and</p>
<p>gold, throwing<br />
their light up onto the ceiling. Reaching in and mucking about,</p>
<p>he<br />
lifted the entire heap onto the floor. Everything was glued together<br />
in a</p>
<p>Christmas synaptic mess. Tangles begun 7 Christmas&#8217;s ago,<br />
woven into a knot which</p>
<p>time could never unwind, lay in a heap upon<br />
the livingroom rug, its own history of</p>
<p>stains and abuse glaringly<br />
evident beside the glittery reflections of the ornaments</p>
<p>and tinsel<br />
kept bright by careful storage.</p>
<p>
	The morning passed<br />
in</p>
<p>a timeless process of unwinding, refitting and untangling to the<br />
backdrop of captain</p>
<p>gemarvelous, the three mouse-o-maniacs, and the<br />
froo-froo machines. But in the end,</p>
<p>satiated, frosted pop-up cereal<br />
bar wrappers scattered amongst the crumbs and loose</p>
<p>tinsel fragments,<br />
he regarded the tree with more than a modicum of</p>
<p>pride.</p>
<p>
	Sitting on its side<br />
had simplified the decoration process.</p>
<p>There were only really three<br />
sides to the tree now. The newly discovered bonus was</p>
<p>that nothing<br />
had to be hung; only placed on top of a branch, perhaps tied down<br />
with</p>
<p>tinsel or popcorn wire on the thinner ones. In addition, the<br />
bottom of the tree by the</p>
<p>trunk was now fully exposed to view.<br />
Inside, Jimmy had built a small church of</p>
<p>Santa&#8217;s, all different<br />
sizes, some green, some red; some fuzzy, some hard and</p>
<p>plastic, some<br />
made from cloth. Arranged on all the branches as if in a</p>
<p>forested<br />
cathedral, they paid homage to the large paper mache angel with</p>
<p>the<br />
lightbulb inside, usually the tree topping.</p>
<p>
	Standing back</p>
<p>and<br />
surveying the effect, Jimmy felt that somehow, something was missing.<br />
The</p>
<p>ornaments had a heaped-on feeling, like snow had somehow fallen<br />
too quickly and</p>
<p>haphazardly. And in between them, the branches, still<br />
green and verdant, seemed naked</p>
<p>and bare.</p>
<p>
	Retreating to the<br />
chest, Jimmy peered inside. If there</p>
<p>was anything left&#8230; But no.<br />
Only tinsel shards, an old piece of wrapping newspaper,</p>
<p>some broken<br />
glass from an unknown  hanging&#8230; And a small bottle, gleaming</p>
<p>with<br />
silvery whiteness.</p>
<p>
	Picking it up,<br />
Jimmy held it to the</p>
<p>light, turning it around. It was old, antiquey<br />
looking, with a glass stopper. Tiny</p>
<p>bubbles were trapped inside the<br />
clear blown glass. It was the kind of thing he had</p>
<p>seen in museum<br />
exhibits of old apothecaries or pharmacies, used to hold an</p>
<p>ancient<br />
tincture of bumbastis or something. Some glitter clung to a tiny<br />
crack on</p>
<p>the bottom of the bottle, whitish and fine, like powdered<br />
graphite.</p>
<p>Inside, tiny waves<br />
of glitter floated, slowly moving to internal currents.</p>
<p>Fascinated,<br />
Jimmy felt his gaze soften as he stared into the patterns. Unlike</p>
<p>the<br />
snow globes he had spent hours watching, in particular the one with<br />
the empire</p>
<p>state building embedded in a watery, snowy grave with an<br />
attached ashtray on top, the</p>
<p>glitter did not fall or settle too<br />
quickly. Like lighter than air particles, for he</p>
<p>could see no liquid<br />
whatsoever, the glitter particles moved with a life of their</p>
<p>own,<br />
defying gravity. It would be the perfect thing for the tree, he found<br />
himself</p>
<p>thinking, almost against his will.</p>
<p>
	Grabbing the<br />
stopper, he</p>
<p>slowly worked it out, fighting a force stronger than<br />
mom&#8217;s canned dried apricots.</p>
<p>Once, the vacuum-pack machine had<br />
malfunctioned, creating such a tight suction inside</p>
<p>the mason jars<br />
that they had had to resort to breaking the bottles in order to</p>
<p>get<br />
out the fruit. And once, during a particularly cold spell, which had<br />
frozen</p>
<p>even the honey in the pantry, a few had imploded in the night<br />
like gunfire, causing</p>
<p>mom to call the police.</p>
<p>
	Eventually, the<br />
stopper popped open with a</p>
<p>tiny spurt of smell, a smell of old moldy<br />
socks, of too many people breathing in a</p>
<p>closed space. The glitter<br />
flew into his eyes from the tension, filling his nose and</p>
<p>covering<br />
his lips. Jimmy coughed, spitting, and set the bottle down. In</p>
<p>the<br />
kitchen, he washed his face and mouth out. It was the same glittery<br />
powder he</p>
<p>had gotten all over his hands from carrying the trunk, and<br />
it clung with the same</p>
<p>tenacious feeling of tiny claws gripping<br />
wherever they landed.</p>
<p>Taking the bottle<br />
up again, he unceremoniously dumped its contents on the tree.</p>
<p>It<br />
sparkled as if a cloud of ice crystals had formed. It was the most<br />
beautiful</p>
<p>tree ever. Jimmy knew  Danny and Beth would think so.<br />
Scratching the bump behind his</p>
<p>ear, he let out a loud explosive burp<br />
which, rumbling like thunder, seemed to create a</p>
<p>visual fog obscuring<br />
the room. Yes, it was a burp captain gemarvelous would be proud</p>
<p>of.</p>
<p>

</p>
<p>
	Later that evening<br />
when mom still</p>
<p>hadn&#8217;t shown up, frank slammed open the screen<br />
door. Jimmy had been re-reading</p>
<p>his old, tattered comics. He barely<br />
glanced at the tree.</p>
<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s<br />
your mother?&#8221; He spoke disapprovingly. &#8220;Ive got to</p>
<p>leave<br />
tomorrow.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	&#8220;She&#8217;s<br />
not home,&#8221; Jimmy</p>
<p>mumbled, trying to concentrate on doughboy<br />
alien meatfest #4.</p>
<p>
	Frank</p>
<p>stopped<br />
putting his coat in the closet.
</p>
<p>&#8220;Listen.<br />
That&#8217;s a fine tree there. Looking good. Let&#8217;s</p>
<p>have<br />
Christmas tonight, ok? Ive got some stuff to do before I go. Why<br />
don&#8217;t</p>
<p>you go upstairs and get all the presents outta the closet<br />
where mom hid em. Bring em</p>
<p>all down. Kay?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Jimmy nodded.<br />
Standing up, frank ruffled his</p>
<p>hair as he rushed past to do the<br />
bidding.</p>
<p>

</p>
<p>Mom came home<br />
wearing her bowling shirt and stinking of beer. When she saw</p>
<p>the<br />
tree, with the presents all around it like an island of ceremony,<br />
unto itself</p>
<p>throughout space, time and history, she laughed out loud.<br />
But not a funny laugh, more</p>
<p>like a cackle. A witch&#8217;s curse.<br />
Moving into the kitchen with a blurry glance at</p>
<p>Jimmy, she ran into<br />
frank, the table stacked high with his papers. As the sound of</p>
<p>combat<br />
engaged grew, the door swung shut. Soon, only the sounds of cotton<br />
filled</p>
<p>the livingroom like snow.
</p>
<p>
	Jimmy sat and<br />
waited for each muffled</p>
<p>word to fall, for every little rise in volume<br />
to indicate some kind of resolution, but</p>
<p>it was all eclipsed by the<br />
anger and tension balled up inside him.  Whirling around in</p>
<p>confusion<br />
like so many little numbered lottery balls, all the various</p>
<p>feelings<br />
could find no real ground to settle upon. When would it all stop,</p>
<p>he<br />
wondered, holding back tears. But secretly, he knew the answer; the<br />
second he</p>
<p>got to rip open the cheap wrapping paper from the chemistry<br />
spectacular. It would all</p>
<p>be worth it then.
</p>
<p>
	The silvery dust<br />
still clung to his hands,</p>
<p>even after he had scrubbed them to death in<br />
the sink. It seemed to migrate in a</p>
<p>fascinating way, even though it<br />
itched like nothing else.
</p>
<p>The door opened and<br />
frank pounded in, his face contorted into a percolating milkshake</p>
<p>of<br />
rage. Jimmy&#8217;s heart jumped, startled.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Jimmy,</p>
<p>you&#8217;re<br />
on your own. Open em up, boy. Ive gotta run. Be back in a couple</p>
<p>of<br />
days. Merry Christmas.&#8221;</p>
<p>
	He grabbed his coat<br />
with a</p>
<p>vengeance off the rack and slammed open the door, moving<br />
through like a whirlwind on</p>
<p>its way out of town. And then he was<br />
gone.</p>
<p>
	From the</p>
<p>kitchen,<br />
quiet sobs drifted out.  Jimmy slowly moved to the door, not wanting<br />
to go</p>
<p>through it, but compelled to. When dad was gone, mom was the<br />
only other authority in</p>
<p>his life. Except for his chemistry, of<br />
course.</p>
<p>
	Pushing slowly,</p>
<p>the<br />
door creaked open. Mom sat at the kitchen table, her head in her<br />
hands, quietly</p>
<p>weeping.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Mom?&#8221;<br />
Jimmy said quietly, the words barely escaping</p>
<p>his lips. The force of<br />
emotional gravity seemed to suck everything back below the</p>
<p>event<br />
horizon, not even light or sound could escape its pull.</p>
<p>
	She</p>
<p>stopped for a<br />
second and looked at him through tear drenched eyes, and put on</p>
<p>her<br />
best fake smile.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Jimmy&#8230;.<br />
What is it,</p>
<p>hon?&#8221;</p>
<p>
	Her breath smelled<br />
of beer and cheap</p>
<p>wine.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Mom, are we<br />
gonna have Christmas?&#8221;</p>
<p>She stopped smiling<br />
for a minute. For a second, Jimmy seemed to recognize a future</p>
<p>self,<br />
seemed to understand that things like confusion and situations were,<br />
in a</p>
<p>way, timeless. When they happened to you now, they would happen<br />
to you again. You</p>
<p>could always recognize the emotional space, could<br />
name it, and classify it. But that</p>
<p>was it. Comprehension and<br />
understanding stopped right there.  And then, after that</p>
<p>timeless<br />
moment, she suddenly spoke, shattering the instant into<br />
forgetfulness,</p>
<p>relegating it to the past.</p>
<p>
	&#8220;Jimmy, mom&#8217;s<br />
not feeling</p>
<p>well. Why don&#8217;t you just have Christmas yourself?<br />
There&#8217;s a lot of nice</p>
<p>Christmas presents under the tree for<br />
you.&#8221; And then, with a small guilty look,</p>
<p>she reached into her<br />
pocket and pulled out ten dollars.
</p>
<p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s<br />
some money. Why don&#8217;t you go get yourself a pizza, or</p>
<p>whatever<br />
you want? I&#8217;m going upstairs. Get some sleep.&#8221;</p>
<p>She hauled herself<br />
over to the fridge, pulled out a six-pack of bud blue pabst label</p>
<p>and left silently up the stairs.</p>
<p>
	Jimmy stood in the<br />
silent</p>
<p>kitchen, the humm of the fridge filling the space like smooth,<br />
comforting foam.</p>
<p>Shoving the ten in his pocket, he sidled over to the<br />
cupboard and pulled down the box</p>
<p>of frosted pop-up cereal bars.<br />
Empty. Just like his heart. Just like his feelings. His</p>
<p>caring.<br />
Setting his jaw against the injustices of the world, he resolved then<br />
and</p>
<p>there to harden his pre-pubescent soul. This was the beginning of<br />
a new career, a</p>
<p>budding nihilist devoted to televised distraction&#8230;<br />
And chemistry.</p>
<p>Suddenly, his<br />
skills began to take on a new light. Chemistry wasn&#8217;t</p>
<p>just<br />
interesting, it could be highly destructive. And wasn&#8217;t<br />
destruction just</p>
<p>another form of creativity, really? Explosives were<br />
really just about breaking things</p>
<p>down, releasing the hidden tensions<br />
that bound the universe together. Tensions which</p>
<p>worked against love,<br />
against feelings, against caring.</p>
<p>
	In the</p>
<p>living room,<br />
Jimmy confronted the presents. Frank had stepped on one little box</p>
<p>on<br />
the way out, crushing it. Its paper lay torn, abused. Bending over,<br />
Jimmy</p>
<p>carefully lifted it up like a wounded bird. Turning it over, he<br />
saw his name scribbled</p>
<p>on it. &#8220;To Jimmy. From frank.&#8221;  It<br />
was his mom&#8217;s handwriting of course.</p>
<p>
	Sliding out the<br />
inner wrapping from the torn box, he pulled</p>
<p>out a soggy plastic bag<br />
dripping water. Inside, he could see a sno-globe, its perfect</p>
<p>sphere<br />
cracked with veins of destruction. Within, in a half-pool of water<br />
and</p>
<p>fallen snow, which would never rise again, a small family stood<br />
in front of their</p>
<p>house, laughing and smiling.</p>
<p>
	Jimmy balled his<br />
fists up. His hatred</p>
<p>of frank grew and grew as he struggled to hold<br />
back the tears. Throwing the globe in</p>
<p>disgust, it shattered against<br />
the fireplace with a dull &#8216;pfop&#8217;, sliding</p>
<p>slowly down the<br />
brick facade, where it lay slowly bleeding like a crash test</p>
<p>dummy<br />
filled with oil.</p>
<p>
	Jimmy turned with a<br />
vengeance to the</p>
<p>biggest of the four presents. He knew what was in<br />
it; everything else would only be</p>
<p>ruined fluff, like franks globe.<br />
Kneeling as if before a religious idol, Jimmy felt</p>
<p>the package,<br />
turning its mass lovingly over and over in his hands.
</p>
<p>And then, in one<br />
quick instant, the wrapping was off.  The spectacular lay revealed</p>
<p>in<br />
all its holy beauty.  All the glittering twinkling tubes, the petri<br />
dish&#8217;s,</p>
<p>the vials of unknown compounds, their surfaces waiting<br />
the be explored, understood&#8230;.</p>
<p>And of course, the xlm 3000x, the<br />
super-ultimate microscope, its powers of</p>
<p>magnification so intense, so<br />
far removed from the world of mom and frank and their</p>
<p>stupid<br />
fights&#8230;
</p>
<p>
	But Jimmy had no<br />
need to think of them now.</p>
<p>Tearing off the clear crystal wrapper, he<br />
pulled the scope out and lovingly ran his</p>
<p>youthful hands over the<br />
black, streamlined body. A length of time passed, of which he</p>
<p>had no<br />
recognition as to its duration. Everything seemed to slip, slide and<br />
fall</p>
<p>into the beauty of the matte black finish.
</p>
<p>
	Peering into</p>
<p>the<br />
blackened depths,  he slid his &#8230;</p></p>
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		<title>The Glistening</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Turn it off! Turn it off! &#8220;Why&#8221;, little Tim Trubeth cried, pulling on his mothers skirt. &#8220;Why.&#8221; She pulled her dress out of his tiny hands, and leaned down, smiling at him with her big mother eyes. &#8220;What is it now? Oh Tim, you&#8217;re so cute&#8230;&#8221; she pinched his cheeks and turned back to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Turn it off! Turn it off!</i>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Why&#8221;, little Tim Trubeth<br />
cried, pulling on his mothers skirt. &#8220;Why.&#8221;
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">She pulled her dress out of his tiny<br />
hands, and leaned down, smiling at him with her big mother eyes.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;What is it now? Oh Tim, you&#8217;re<br />
so cute&#8230;&#8221; she pinched his cheeks and turned back to the stove,<br />
humming. He waddled dejectedly back to the corner by the fridge and<br />
sat down.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	The door to the living room gaped<br />
wide, beckoning to him like a big hungry mouth. He could see his<br />
father, dressed in coveralls, painting the room bright white, his<br />
silouhette disappearing into the luminous mist.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">He had noticed it earlier, just before<br />
the first coat of paint had been applied. It was like a dazzling<br />
sunny day, a whitish mist that seemed to glisten from the wall like<br />
steam with an inner light. He had hung on mothers skirt all morning,<br />
watching as it seemed to pulsate and grow. Voices joined it at almost<br />
regular intervals, expanding its borders. His father paid no<br />
attention to it at all, listening to classical music and singing the<br />
operatic parts out loud. Now it had advanced almost to the door of<br />
the living room.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Honey, do you feel like roast or<br />
ham tonight?&#8221; mother called out. The music dimmed, and his<br />
father appeared from out of the white cloud, rubbing his hands.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;I think the roast,&#8221; he<br />
said, moving over to wash his hands in the sink.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Oh honey, not over the food,&#8221;</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Well what do you want me to do,<br />
track paint all over the floor?&#8221; he fumed. Seeing Tim in the<br />
corner, he leaned down, smelling of paint.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;How&#8217;s Timmy doing, hah? hah<br />
hah?&#8221; he poked at Tim&#8217;s stomach, grinning.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Don&#8217;t torment him, Harry&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;He likes it! Dontcha, Tim? Huh,<br />
dontcha?&#8221; Tim started crying. He couldn&#8217;t understand why his<br />
father was so happy. The white was pushing into the kitchen, and he<br />
could smell a horrible damp odor which crept ahead of it like a<br />
jungle miasma.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Now look, you&#8217;ve made him cry,&#8221;<br />
mother stood behind father, her hands on her hips. She gave him a<br />
mean look and bent down, lifting Tim up buoyantly to her shoulder.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;There there now, its ok..&#8221;<br />
she patted him, calming his tears.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;The way you spoil that kid,<br />
Helen, I swear he&#8217;s going to need therapy.&#8221; 	&#8220;Harry, don&#8217;t<br />
talk like that in front of him&#8230;&#8221; she said over her shoulder as<br />
she set Tim down in the corner.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Tim stared at the throbbing mass of<br />
shimmering that was creeping slowly across the floor.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Why why, why why why,&#8221; he<br />
cried, standing unsteadily, moving away, backing up against the wall.<br />
&#8220;Why why why&#8230;&#8221; Why couldn&#8217;t they understand him? Couldn&#8217;t<br />
they see the approaching cloud? Tim felt tremors from it, tremors of<br />
fear.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Mother pushed the roast into the oven,<br />
setting the dials. Father collapsed with a sigh at the table, leaning<br />
back and cracking open a beer.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;It looks like Tom&#8217;s going to buy<br />
that house next door after all,&#8221; he said, taking a long cool<br />
sip, licking his lips of the foam.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Why, that&#8217;s wonderful. Everybody<br />
seems to be moving out here.&#8221;</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;It&#8217;ll be strange, all right. I<br />
haven&#8217;t seen Tom since&#8230;&#8221; he paused, trying to remember.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Don&#8217;t they have a daughter?&#8221;<br />
Mother said.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Marjorie, yeah, two years older<br />
than Tim. But he&#8217;s not sure&#8230; its going to be tight. If the escrow<br />
closes&#8230; he&#8217;s calling me tomorrow.&#8221;</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Tim edged along the wall, watching the<br />
white mist. His tiny hand felt the edge of the door to the T.V. room,<br />
holding to it for support. The white continued to advance. It walked<br />
with the legs of a thousand people, had the heads and the mouths of<br />
millions, a singular crowd driven by sunlight. He could feel the<br />
hunger emanating from it like radiation, and he knew it needed to<br />
eat.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Letting go of his secure hold, he<br />
waddled as fast as he could, his speed propelling him on his stubby<br />
legs towards father. He reached him, grasping his big leg with an<br />
iron grip.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Well, what&#8217;s up with Tim? What<br />
is it?&#8221;</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Tim pulled and pulled as hard as he<br />
could, trying to drag his father out of his chair, away from the<br />
tendrils of white that were already creeping up over the edge of the<br />
table.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Why, why, why&#8230;&#8221; he cried,<br />
tugging, but father wouldn&#8217;t budge.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;He&#8217;s been doing that all day,&#8221;<br />
mother said, walking to the fridge.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Tim, go away. Daddies tired. Let<br />
him relax,&#8221; father said, untwining his fingers from the pantleg<br />
and shooing him away.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Tim turned to see his mother vanish<br />
into the whiteness of the fridge, the hinged door seemingly reaching<br />
out and consuming her, drawing her into the color of oblivion.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	She gasped out in surprise, the fog<br />
swallowing her breath before it even left her body. The Glistening<br />
grew, moving faster, pulsating bright white light as it advanced. A<br />
tiny echo of despair and pain escaped from the cloud like a small<br />
burp.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Wha.. Helen?&#8221;  father said,<br />
turning in wonder at the noise behind him but it was too late. The<br />
beer-can flew off the table, oozing a venomous alcoholic foam that<br />
quickly disappeared into the mist.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Tim&#8217;s eyes grew terrified, stepping<br />
away from the table. Father tried to stumble back as licks of white<br />
haze leapt out to engulf him, wrapping spindles of emptiness around<br />
him, thrusting itself deep into his throat, stifling his cries, but<br />
could not escape. The cloud attached itself to him like sticky<br />
cotton, filling his mouth and eyes, encompassing his body.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Tim continued to move back, herded by<br />
the encroaching fog which slowly consumed his father, swallowing up<br />
the screams which escaped his lips. He cast frightened looks about<br />
him, backing slowly away, seeking escape, trapped in a lonely world<br />
with the light, by the light.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	A contorted look of anguish spread<br />
across his fathers features, and then he too was gone. Tim shook<br />
uncontrollably, his eyes scanning the blankness, until he saw the<br />
door to the T.V. room. His instincts lead him backwards, through the<br />
doorway, one step ahead of the creeping fluidity which Tim could not<br />
completely fathom.</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	&#8220;Why.. Whyt.. Whyte..&#8221; he<br />
named it, and its front pushed up against him. 	His mouth opened to<br />
yell but only a whimper came out. Pressure bulged against him,<br />
squeezing the breath out of him, hounding his body as if it had no<br />
weight. It pushed hard and unrelenting, squashing him up against<br />
something cold and hard. He felt its pain sharp in his back.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Looking behind him, his mouth open,<br />
gasping, he could just make out the dark gray television screen. He<br />
struggled hopelessly, spreading against it, flattened onto its smooth<br />
glass by the white which had expanded from room to room, which he had<br />
seen and tried to stop, to warn mommy and daddy&#8230;. It had consumed<br />
his parents, and now he knew it would get him.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	A soft sound squeezed out of Tim&#8217;s<br />
chest as he struggled against the growing pressure, as it became too<br />
much to feel. His body slackened, his muscles crushed, there was<br />
nothing more he could do. The Glistening pulsed white with a sudden<br />
surge and a pop, and small Timmy Trubeth disappeared into the staring<br />
blackness of the t.v screen.
</p>
<p STYLE="margin-bottom: 0in">	Eventually that too faded out into<br />
video blur, the static of a million nations, a million homes, a<br />
million minds&#8230; and the white spread.
</p></p>
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		<title>Barfing Flames or the Art of Muffler Repair</title>
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<p>Year Published: <i><b>1999</b></i></p>
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