Editorials


We can see two minutes into the future… and the plot dies!

In which a beautiful short story is massacred by the Blackshirt Psychic Scripthacks In honor of the time-honoured, continuing rampant destruction of the short stories of philip k dick into monetizable formats, we supply here in this issue merely old trite texts, cut up and butchered. And furthermore, we review them! Our helpful computer program [...]

is A Scanner Darkly a movie made by Warner Independent Pictures androids?

Threw A Scanner Darkly? We all know the story. Philip K. Dick writes an old musty book like A Scanner Darkly, it gets picked up by hip young directors like Richard Linklater, throw in a couple big names like Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Rory Cochrane, convince a big studio [...]

Sci Fi to lose its face again… the Horror! the Horror!

If It Aint Dick it Aint Worth It… Once again, we have the misfortune of watching science fiction lose its face to the new technologies. From Spielberg and his automatic poetry generator report to Dick Gibsons The Minority Resort, and with Philip Stephens Surveyscam and Warrior k. Universals Ratio, it looks like the grammy’s and [...]

Term Papers, Terminations, and the Rise of the Eco-Waste Machines

The Wasteful Effects of Knowledge Wastrels on The Rise of the Machines We all have experienced the dumpsters across the collegiate, scholastic, and elementary school landscape that roll up towards the end of season. Loads of paper containing sordid gems of activity make their way out of loackers, bags and desks into the various recycling [...]

We arent interested in big flashy movies…

in which movies are put down in favour of literature We just visited the old Skywalker Ranch, down in Lucas-ville, and we have to report that we just arent into Lucas big Dreamworks. We prefer the more real and subtle intricacies that come across in good writing. Whether its philosophy, fiction, non fictional philosophy, philosophical [...]

Solaris Movie attacked by Miniaturized Soderbergh Clones: Stanslaw Lem Fights Back

in which Miniature Robots attack Solaris Movie and Stanislaw Lem Eats Raw Soderbergh We all know the story. A psychologist played by Steven Soderbergh is sent to a space station orbiting the ocean world known as Solaris. A tragedy has befallen the mission’s members, such as James Cameron. These surviving members are strange and withdrawn, [...]

Fracturization x10

in which we find out our national seams are rent It became apparent to me the other day when i was applying a small american flag to my car that there were some serious problems somewhere out there. For one thing, the glue which had been used to affix the flag to the small wooden [...]

Technology thru the Ages

Irate readers have pelted us recently in the Rantarium with soft fruits, demanding a more equal share of bandwidth for those of the more, science based bent. In reply, a hardwood core of popish horror fans have swung rancidly back with sticks. Made, of course from recombined wood pulp imported from native-held lands in the [...]

The New Genetic President, the New Genetic Creetors

Meet the New Creetors, same as the Old Creetors! We’ve all seen the old Pastor Timothy, practiced throwing eggers at those passing cars, fought david v. goliath, eaten our imported cadbury lemon chocolate bars from the u.k. with a tendency towards genius. But the recent power blackouts here in san fran have put the knife [...]

When the Apple was King

New York City, World City, City of many a story. Word is, a place of…mayhem. Or at least before Guiliani time and 1990′s money money money. In fact, statistics have murder and car thefts waaay down from previous years. Some, a few, have espressed (double shot) a faint nostaslgia for the more, subway graffitti days. [...]